Jun 9, 2015
(2 years ago)
(2 years ago)
Tyler and Josh's Bizarre Adventure Chapter 1Tyler and Josh were dragged into an empty Colosseum. The hands let go of them both, and floated into the air. "Ok, where the hell are we?" Josh asked.
"I don't know. Let's just find an airport, and get tickets back to America." Tyler said.
"Actually, that's going to be hard to do." One of the floating hands said.
"You're in another dimension that me and Master Hand created. No airports!" The other floating hand said.
Tyler and Josh's jaws dropped. "What the...why the...how are..." Many questions Tyler tried to ask, but couldn't completely say.
"Just...just why?!" Josh demanded. "And how the hell are you two real? You're game characters in the Smash Bros series!"
"By the way Josh, you really sucked at the event mode." Crazy Hand told Josh.
"Yeah thanks." Josh replied.
"We're the closest things to icons the super smash bros games have that aren't playable characters. As long as super smash bros exists, we exist." Master Hand said.
"Does that work for all video games?" Tyler asked.
"No. Just Smash."
"Don't you question it!" Crazy Hand shouted.
"Anyway, we brought you here because we need you to do something for us." Master Hand told them.
"Is it saving the world from some great evil?" Tyler asked.
"No. More like recovering our copy of Super Smash Bros on Wii U." Master Hand responded. "Crazy Hand dropped it somewhere in your world, and we want it back."
"Then why the fuck don't you go get it back?!" Josh yelled. "You got us just fine!"
"Here's the issue. Our smash copy is from a different dimension, like we are." Master Hand told them. "If we try to get our copy back, it'll be multiple things from a different dimension making contact with each other in a dimension that neither of them are from."
"So what's the issue with that?" Tyler asked.
"If we touch it in your dimension, we end all life in your dimension." Crazy Hand said. "Very bad."
"So we have to do it for you?" Josh asked. "You couldn't get anybody else, it had to be me and Tyler?"
"It's because we don't trust people to keep our secrets. But if Tyler spread our secrets, knowing him, nobody around him would believe him. And they'd think Josh is just playing along."
"I don't think anybody would be believed by much people if they told a story like that." Josh said.
"True, but if it's you two, literally nobody would believe you as opposed to the maybe 3 or 4 people who would believe it if somebody else told it." Master Hand said.
"How does that even make sense?" Tyler asked.
"It doesn't. That's what makes it fun." Crazy Hand said.
"Oh, by the way several people on earth were given super natural powers over the years by Crazy Hand." Master Hand told Tyler and Josh.
"It's fun to do!" Crazy Hand yelled.
"For reasons that we can not yet tell you, they'l be trying to stop you guys from getting back our smash bros copy."
"Will you guys explain anything to us?" Tyler asked. Master Hand and Crazy Hand positioned themselves to look like they were the hands of a single person shrugging. "You guys suck."
"Anyway, we'll give you two supernatural powers of your own!" Master Hand pointed at Josh, and a beam of energy was fired at him. It didn't hurt Josh, but it powered him up. "Josh, you now have a stand."
"Supernatural power that do crazy fun stuff." Crazy Hand said. Crazy Hand fired a similar beam at Tyler.
"Josh, you have the stand of Hephaestus. You can create and manipulate lava with it."
"Can I ask a few questions fir..." Josh began to say.
"And you Tyler, have the stand of Dionysus." Crazy Hand told him. "You can create and manipulate chinese food.
"...What?" Tyler asked.
"Create and manipulate chinese food. Lo Mein, general tso's chicken, wasabi, sushi, miso soup, jiaozi..."
"Hold on. Sushi, Miso Soup and Wasabi?" Josh interrupted.
"Those aren't even chinese food!" Tyler shouted.
"Similar to you Tyler, the Dionysus stand is racially insensitive." Crazy Hand said.
Things were too crazy for Tyler and Josh to deal with. "So let's get this straight. You stole our recording equipment, kidnapped us, told us to get you your copy of smash bros 4, and gave us supernatural powers?" Josh asked.
"And why is mine way less useful than Josh's?" Tyler asked.
"Yes to your question Josh." Master Hand answered.
"As for your question, Tyler I saw that you had some chinese food in your room, so I decided to give you that one." Crazy Hand answered.
"But before we can let you start your quest, we'll have to test you first." Master Hand said. "Josh, what was the first let's play you've done?"
"I think it was Twilight Princess." Josh answered.
"And you Tyler?" Crazy Hand asked.
"Majora's Mask." Tyler answered.
"That's why, you're going to be facing off against copies we created of the final bosses of those games." Master Hand said. From the other side of the empty Colosseum, Ganondorf walked in, and Majora in Mask form floated in.
"We're not responsible for any injuries or deaths that you might experience." Crazy Hand told them.
Tyler and Josh looked like they were about to piss in their pants.