Jun 9, 2015
(2 years ago)
(2 years ago)
Tyler and Josh's Bizarre Adventure Chapter 2: Hephaestus"Ok Josh, you fight first." Master Hand said. "We created this Ganondorf look-alike. He's not as powerful as regular Ganondorf, and he can't talk, but he'll still be able to kill you if you're not careful."
Tyler patted Josh on the back. "Good luck out there." Josh gulped.
The Ganondorf look-alike drew out a sword and charged at Josh. Josh ducked a slash from Ganondorf, but was kicked in the stomach by him. "How the hell am I supposed to beat him?" Josh tried to punch Ganondorf, but Ganondorf caught Josh's hand, and threw him to a wall. "Ugh...can I give up?"
"Well giving up means letting him kill you, so that's not a good option." Crazy Hand said.
"Use your stand Josh!" Master Hand yelled.
"You never told me how to use...AHHH!" Josh quickly dodged a stab from Ganondorf's sword. Josh started running away as Ganondorf began to chase Josh down. "Shit shit shit shit shit! What do I do?!"
"They said you can shoot lava! Try that!" Tyler suggested.
Josh stopped running an turned around. "Taste my lava!" He held out his hands thinking lava would shoot out from them. They didn't, and Ganondorf was able to catch up due to Josh no longer running. "THANKS TYLER!" Josh yelled sarcastically. Josh ran away again, but one of Ganondorf's slashes caught him in the back, giving him a light cut. "Augh. Fuck!"
"It's not you alone that shoots out the lava! It's your stand! You have to call out your stand!" Master Hand yelled.
"How the fuck do I do that?!" Josh yelled.
"Trying to teach you how to do that is like trying to teach somebody to breathe. It's not something that can be explained. You just do it."
"Go for it! Just shout out the name!" Crazy Hand yelled.
Ganondorf grabbed Josh, threw him to the ground, and stepped on his chest. Ganondorf raised up his sword, ready to deliver a killing stab.
'There's no other way out of this.' Josh thought. "HEPHAESTUS!" Josh shouted. As the sword began to come down on Josh, a figure materialized, and grabbed the sword, stopping it. "The fuck?"
A hovering, ghostly stone figure of a Noki Elder from Super Mario Sunshine, caught the sword. "What the fuck is that?" Tyler asked.
"That's the stand of Hephaestus." Master Hand answered.
Josh was catching his breath. "Ok, I can summon a statue of the old man I said I was eating in Super Mario Sunshine versus. Ok, ok. WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Ganondorf pulled his sword out of the stand's grasp, and tried to stab Josh again. "Oh no you don't you son of a bitch!" Josh shouted. The stone figure of the Noki Elder punched Ganondorf several meters away. "Wait...I can control it to?"
"No shit sherlock. It's your stand." Crazy Hand told Josh.
"Now go fight Josh." Master Hand said.
Josh stood up. "Get him Hephaestus." Josh controlled his stand to hover to Ganondorf at speeds higher than an athlete can run. The stand punched Ganondorf repeatedly. "Yeah! Take that you son of a bitch!"
Ganondorf punched Hephaestus, but it went completely through the stand. "Aw sweet. Can't even touch it." Tyler said.
"That's because Ganondorf isn't a stand. Only stands can hurt other stands. With our powers, we only mannaged to make our Ganondorf look-alike see and react to it." Master Hand said.
"But, he can still hurt Josh." Crazy Hand said.
Immediately after Crazy Hand said that, Ganondorf began to transform into the monstrous Ganon. It charged at Josh at speeds way faster than Hephaestus could catch up to. "Oh shit! Josh, run!"
"Tyler, don't be a stupid pussy." Josh told him. "Remember what my stand's power is?" He had Hephaestus open it's mouth. "Have some lava you asshole!" From a distance about 8 meters away from Ganon and 30 meters away from Josh, Hepheastus fired a stream of lava from it's mouth at Ganon. The lava immediately hit Ganon, causing it to roar in pain, and stop chargin. "Have some more! Lava shower!"
"Lava shower? God damn, that's a stupid fucking name Josh." Tyler said.
Hephaestus floated into the air over Ganon, and made an action similar to barfing. Even more lava fell on Ganon, until Ganon's entire body was covered in it. Ganon fell, dead. Master Hand snapped, and the body disappeared, as did the lava on it's carcass. "Congratulations Josh! You've learned how to use your stand!"
Josh was panting. "Oh god. My heart is rushing so badly right now. I could have died there!"
"Josh that was awesome!" Tyler hugged Josh.
"Tyler, get the fuck off me!" Josh yelled.
"You pulled a Link! You killed Ganondorf!"
"A fake Ganondorf we created. But anyway Tyler, it's time for you to act as the hero of time." Crazy Hand pointed to Majora. "Forgot you had to fight him didn't you?" Crazy Hand asked. Tyler nodded. "Well, good luck."
Crazy Hand grabbed Tyler, and threw him to Majora. Tyler landed face first on the dirt. 'I want to cry right now.' Tyler thought to himself.