Jun 10, 2015
(2 years ago)
(2 years ago)
Tyler and Josh's Bizarre Adventure Chapter 3: Dionysus'I'll yell my stands name like Josh did his. The rest is all instinct I guess.' Tyler thought. He stood up. "Dionysus!" Nothing happened. "FUCK YOU YOU HAND BASTARDS!" Tyler shouted. He ran away as the Majora created by Master Hand and Crazy Hand chased him down while floating.
"Your stand doesn't have an actual form like Josh's does!" Crazy Hand yelled. "Think of some chinese food, and use it against Majora!"
"Or japanese food apparently, because Crazy Hand is too stupid to know the difference between them." Josh said.
"Shut up Josh."
Tyler aimed at Majora with the open palm of his right hand while still running away. "Dionysus!" Lo Mein shot out of Tyler's hand, at Majora. "It worked!" Majora spun around, cutting the Lo Mein into pieces. "It...sort of worked."
Majora fired a laser beam at Tyler. It missed most of Tyler, but it hit his left leg, causing a burn. "Looks like you got hit. Probably can't run as well Tyler." Master Hand said.
"Yeah, I knew that asshole!" Tyler yelled. He was too distracted to notice Majora was about to do a spinning charge on him, which knocked him to the ground. "SHIT!" Tyler aimed both hands at Majora. "DIONYSUS!" A wave of sweet and sour sauce was being launched towards Majora. It didn't damage it at all, but it was enough to keep some distance between it and Tyler.
"It's not enough to beat Majora Tyler!" Master Hand yelled. "Majora can transform you know!"
As if on cue, Majora grew arms, legs, a torso, and an extra eyeball on it's head. Majora's Incarnation. "Dancing time!" Crazy Hand shouted.
Majora started to moonwalk, pirouette, and do a strange russian-like dance which Chuggaa would be singing the Moscow song too. While it was doing all these things, it frequently crashed into Tyler. It then ran to Tyler, and bombarded him with energy balls. Tyler was knocked into the ground.
"God fucking damnit! How am I supposed to fight anybody if all I can do is make chinese food appear!?" Tyler had orange chicken appear in his hand, and ate some. "It's delicious, but not useful in a fight."
"Think creatively! If Josh has the powerful stand, you have the more versatile one!" Master Hand yelled.
"You can do more stuff with it!" Crazy Hand added.
Tyler looked at Majora dancing and running around again. "I got an idea." Tyler had Lo Mein shoot out of his fingers. As Majora was busy dancing, it was too distracted to dodge the noodles. Tyler had the Lo Mein wrap around Majora's limbs. "How's it feel to have your entire body sexually assaulted by my noodles?" Tyler asked.
"God damnit Tyler." Josh told him.
Tyler jerked his arms, and had Majora crash into a wall. He later used his noodles to have Majora go up into the air, before crashing painfully into the ground "You're my puppet Majora! What are you going to do now?"
Majora didn't talk, but it answered with transform. It grew a complete body, a demonic head, and two whip-like appendages. It used the whip like appendages to repeatedly beat Tyler down. "I think Tyler's doomed." Master Hand said.
"Bummer. At least he used his stand well enough to make it to Majora's final form." Crazy Hand said.
"Why don't you assholes do something to help him?!" Josh yelled.
"Did you not pay attention? The fights are a test. And unless Tyler counters, he failed. The punishment for failing is dying." Master Hand replied.
Tyler's face was bloody. "You're extra dicks aren't going to be enough to bea-" Tyler was interrupted by one of the appendages slapping him in the face. "Bitch, don't slap me with your dick!" He was slapped again, causing him to fall to the ground. "Fuck you Majora. Dionysus!" Tyler had Lo Mein shoot from his fingers, and wrap themselves around the leg's of Majora. Tyler pulled, and it caused Majora to trip and fall. "Now get ready t..." Tyler was interupted by one of Majora's appendages hitting him in the dick. Tyler made a high pitch sound in pain.
"Wow. I got off easy in my fight compared to Tyler." Josh said.
Majora stood up. It spun around, appendages extended, ready to smack Tyler repeatedly. 'Not this time.' Tyler thought. From his hands, Tyler shot out sweet and sour sauce on the ground. Majora slipped on it, and fell to the ground again.
"This time, I'll finish you off!" From his left hand, Tyler shot out steamed rice on Majora. Majora smacked them with his appendages, but they kept coming. Majora was too focused on it to notice Tyler's next attack. "Time to get wrecked!" Tyler shot out Lo Mein from the fingers of his right hand to wrap around Majora's legs again, and cause him to trip. He quickly had more Lo Mein shoot out from the fingers of his left hand. The Lo Mein wrapped around Majora's entire body. "Time to die!" Tyler told Majora. He attempted to squeeze Majora with enough force to destroy it...it failed. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Tyler shouted.
Crazy Hand snapped, and the Majora that the hands created disappeared. "Tyler, your stand is one of the weakest ones in existence. Trying to kill somebody with the stand's pure strength would be impossible. Still, you managed to completely stop Majora from moving, leaving it helpless. You pretty much defeated Majora."
Tyler sighed in relief. "I am so beat up right now. I'm going to have to rest this off."
"Nope." Master Hand said. "Remember what we said before? You have to get back our Smash Bros 4 copy."
"This is happening way too fast for us!" Josh protested. "Can't we at least get a few hours to mentally prepare ourselves.
"Nah!" Crazy Hand said. Both Master Hand and Crazy Hand snapped their fingers, and Tyler and Josh were teleported away. "Watching Tyler fight made me hungry. You up for Chinese?" Crazy Hand asked Master Hand.
And thus, Tyler and Josh's journey began. They were going to face happiness, anger, sadness, frustration, fear. But most of all, they were about to face pain. Lots and lots of pain.