Jun 11, 2015
(2 years ago)
(2 years ago)
Tyler and Josh's Bizarre Adventure Chapter 4: Demeter part 1Tyler and Josh found themselves lying on the grass in a park. There was a rather large lake near where they were, and to the opposite side, slides, swings, and monkey bars that young kids were playing on while their parents watched.
Several ducks surrounded Josh and Tyler. One of them poked at Josh. Josh smacked it away, and the ducks waddled off. "Ugh. Tyler, what happened?" Josh asked.
"The hands sent us here for some reason? But why?" Tyler asked.
Tyler and Josh stood up. "We have to find their copy of smash bros right? But how are we going to do that?"
"I dunno. Let's walk around and ask some people where we are." Tyler had a dumpling appear in his hand, and ate it. "Least we don't have to worry about going hungry with my stand."
"Tyler, I don't think you should be doing that. How would people react if a guy suddenly created chinese food out of nowhere?" Josh asked.
"Master Hand and Crazy Hand said only stand users can see other people's stands. So lighten up." Tyler splashed some sweet and sour sauce on Josh's face.
"Mother fucker, I'm going to kill you Tyler!" Josh yelled. Josh summoned his Hephaestus stand, the stone figure of the Super Mario Sunshine Noki Elder.
"Josh, if I get hit by lava, I could actually die!" Tyler screamed.
"That's the idea!" Despite his words, he didn't actually shoot hava at Tyler. But he did have Hephaestus punch Tyler in the face.
"Owwww! What the fuck?!"
"You attacked me first!"
"Yeah, but I didn't actually hurt you with my sta-"
"Tyler, we really shouldn't be talking about stands." Josh whispered after he withdrew Hephaestus. "People will think we're mentally ill."
"Ok. We'll be all secretive." Tyler responded.
"Excuse me?" A female voice asked. Tyler and Josh turned to the voice. They noticed a girl, about 17 or 18 years old, with long dark hair and a slightly tan look. "Are you two lost?"
"In every single way, yes." Josh told her. "What city and state are we in?"
"Asheville, North Carolina. How didn't you know that?" She asked.
"Long story. Anyway thanks for telling us. We just have to be going to the airport. Can you give us directions?"
"What about the smash copy?" Tyler whispered.
"Forget that. That's their business. I'm going home." Josh whispered back.
"Actually, I don't think you'll need to worry about going to the airport."
"Why's that?" Tyler asked. After the question, the grass that Tyler and Josh were standing on wrapped around their legs, causing them to fall to the ground. "What the fuck?!" Tyler yelled. More grass wrapped itself around the arms of Tyler and Josh, keeping them to the ground.
"It's because I'm going to kill you. By the way, friendly advice. In case you survive, next time don't randomly bring out your stands like a pair of idiots. You won't know if a stand user is watching you guys." The girl pointed to herself.
"Who are you?! And why is nobody coming to save us from you?!" Josh yelled.
"My name is Maria. My stand is Demeter, goddess of the harvest and agriculture. I'm from Brazil. Nobody's coming because they just think you're drunk morons who got themselves tangled in grass. And you two are going to die." From up a hill, a blade of grass grew larger. It slashed off a nearby tree, causing the tree to start rolling towards Tyler and Josh.
"Hephaestus!" Josh's stand materialized again, and shot a stream of lava at the tree, destroying it. "Alright Maria, you better untangle us before you get hurt."
"I don't think so." Maria had the grass holding Tyler and Josh grew 10's of meters tall. She then screamed. "What's happening?!" She yelled. Several people at the park came to where Tyler, Josh, and Maria were.
"The fuck does she mean what's happening?!" Tyler shouted.
"She's trying to look innocent. I guess people can see her stand for some reason. I don't fucking know!"
"What the-?! How did this happen?!" An old, balding, african-american man ask.
"Call the fire department!" A tall woman with brown hair yelled.
The grass holding Tyler and Josh up into the air dropped them to the ground. "OH SHIIIIITTTTTTT!" They both screamed.
"DIONYSUS!" Tyler had noodles shoot out of both of his hands. The noodles shot from his right hand wrapped themselves around a public restroom on a concrete road that was above the park, the noodles shot from his left hand wrapped themselves around Josh. Tyler swung like spiderman to the public restroom, saving himself and Josh. "For as much as we insult public bathrooms on our versus channel, it's cool that we got our lives saved because of one." Tyler said.
Maria came walking up the steps to where Tyler and Josh were. "Are you two ok?" She asked.
"Don't give us that bull shit, you're the one who...!" Josh covered Tyler's mouth.
"Best not to make a scene here Tyler." Josh whispered. "Besides, her stand is visible to normal people. Ours aren't. We have an advantage."
Josh summoned Hephaestus to try and punch Maria. She dodged with ease, and put distance between her and Josh, enough to be out of Hephaestus' range. "It's powerful, but it's even slower than a normal guy. Why didn't you shoot lava at me?"
"That punch was a warning for you to back off. It was slow on purpose. And I didn't have my stand shoot lava at you because, well, it would kill you. You might have tried to kill us twice, but I'm not killing anybody. I jokingly threaten to kill Tyler all the time, but I'd never actually kill somebody."
"How naive." Maria said.
"Don't give us that, we're both way older than you!" Tyler yelled.
"You're both older than me, but I have the experience."
"I've got you in my sights. We're on a concrete sidewalk, and you can't do any sneak attacks on us without people finding out that you're the one responsible for us nearly dying."
"You two probably didn't even look behind you." Maria said.
Tyler and Josh quickly looked behind them. They noticed nothing was there. "What the fu-" Tyler began to say. Maria grabbed the back of both of their shirts from behind, and pulled them to the grassy park again, where they rolled down a hill. "Can't believe you two fell for it."
"You bitch!" Tyler was about to shoot out fried rice at Maria, but the ground sucked them in. "WHAT THE FUCK?! Why is this bullshit always happening!?"
"Tyler, I'm stuck! I can't even move my limbs!" Josh yelled.
"Me neither! Use your stand!" Tyler suggested.
Josh had Hephaestus try to punch Maria again, but a blade of grass extended and pierced through the stand's arm. A wound appeared on Josh's arm. "Gyaah!"
"Josh, are you ok!" Tyler asked.
"If a stand gets injured, so does the stand user. You didn't know that." Maria saw that people were noticing what was going on. "I'll have to act like I don't know how this happened to you guys. But it's ok, you guys are about to die by suffocating underground anyway." Tyler and Josh were slowly falling more and more into the ground, like quicksand.
"FUCK YOU! We'll just tell everybody tha-!" Tyler began.
"That what? A high school girl is controlling plants and soil to kill you two? I don't think so. This is where you two lose your first stand battle." Maria told them with a smirk.
"No." Tyler smirked back. "We just have to start getting more agressive."
His mouth opened, and lo mein shout out from it, wrapping itself around Maria. "What the?!" Maria fell to the ground, and was dragged to where Tyler was.
"Iv we guh down, uou're gon down wid us!" Tyler yelled. Due to the noodles completely full in his mouth, he couldn't talk properly.
"Huh?" Maria asked.
"He's telling you to call of your stand from dragging us down, or you'll die to." Josh said.
Tyler and Josh were getting closer to sinking through the soil. Maria tried to manipulate the grass to cut her loose, but more noodles kept wrapping around her, still dragging her down with Tyler.
"Your move." Josh said.
"That's it." Tyler and Josh stopped sinking in the soil. They were able to get out. "Forget going unnoticed." She said. Multiple blades of grass grew giant, and changed form. Several of them looked like the 'Jack and the beanstalk' beanstalk.
"Whoa whoa whoa!" Josh yelled. "Look at everybody around!" Josh pointed to the bystanders running and screaming. "Everybody will know you're controlling the grass, and cause a huge panic!"
"It doesn't matter. I was holding back against you two so I wouldn't be suspicious. But now, it's over for you."
"Josh?" Tyler asked.
"Yes Tyler?" Josh asked back.
"This stand thing isn't fun anymore." Tyler said. The beanstalks all came crashing down on Josh and Tyler.