Jul 10, 2015
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(2 years ago)
Tyler and Josh's Bizarre Adventure Chapter 5: Demeter part 2Maria had the beanstalks all crash down on Josh and Tyler. She noticed that Tyler and Josh weren't there. Instead, there was a giant fortune cookie. "Hiding in it for protection?"
"You damn right!" Tyler yelled from inside the fortune cookie shell.
"Tyler you idiot! She might have thought we left and went away!" Josh shouted.
"She'd notice the giant fortune cookie first you dumbass." Tyler told him. "Ow!"
"You can't hide in it forever." She had the beanstalks repeatedly beat on the fortune cookie. Eventually it broke. "Now get ready to di-!"
Tyler created another giant fortune cookie shell with his stand, protecting him and Josh while they were inside it. "Suck it!"
Maria started to get pissed. "Fine. If I can't kill you with my stand directly..." Several blades of grass wrapped around the giant fortune cookie. It picked it up, and carried it over the lake. "I'll just drown you two!" The grass forced the fortune cookie shell down into the lake.
"Oh fuck! Tyler, water's coming in!" Josh yelled inside the fortune cookie.
"I noticed!" Tyler shouted back.
"Well do something!"
More water was coming into the fortune cookie. The legs of Tyler and Josh were submerged. "Josh, hold your breath." Tyler recalled his stand, causing the giant fortune cookie they were hiding in to disappear. Josh and Tyler were both underwater. They swam upwards, and eventually reached the surface. They were swimming on the top of the lake. "Yes! We're alive!" Tyler yelled.
Maria saw the two swimming. "Do you two really think you can escape me like that?" Maria had a blade of grass extend to Josh and Tyler in an attempt to stab them.
"I don't think so!" Josh said. He and Tyler went underwater again.
'Damnit. I don't know where they are underwater.' Maria thought. By this point, the park was completely empty except for her, Josh, and Tyler. 'They can't hold their breath underwater forever. I'll just wait them out.'
Tyler and Josh kept swimming. They occasionally popped up for air, but immediately went underwater before Maria's plants could reach them. Eventually, they climbed to the shore at the other side of the lake. "Ha! Suck it!" Tyler shouted. "Your stand can't reach us all the way here! You lost!"
Maria smiled. "I don't think so." From the grass that she was standing on, a green harpy like creature with wings made out of leaves popped out of it, and flew to where Tyler and Josh were.
"What the fuck!?" Tyler and Josh both yelled.
The harpy opened her mouth. From it, Maria's voice came. "This is my stand's true form. By the way, you can communicate through your stands just to let you know."
"Hephaestus!" Josh summoned his stand to try and punch the harpy, but it dodged with ease.
"Not going to work." Maria had her stand fly into a nearby tree. The tree's leaves then shot at and stabbed Hephaestus, causing multiple wounds on both it and Josh.
"Augh! Fuck!" Josh shouted. "How the hell are we supposed to beat her?!"
Maria's stand went to another tree, and shot out more leaves, this time at Tyler. "Auugghhh!" Tyler fell to the ground in pain. "I...I have an idea..."
Maria's stand then went into the grass that Tyler and Josh were standing on. Several blades of grass were about to impale and kill Tyler, but Josh used Hephaestus to get Tyler out of the way before that happened. "Tyler, are you ok?!"
"Josh, shoot lava at the grass!"
"Just do it!"
Josh did exactly that, having Hepheastus shoot a stream of lava at the grass they were standing on. Josh immediately took himself and Tyler to the shallow part of the lake before Demeter could try to sink them into the ground. "What was the point in that?"
"Don't you get it? It's not that she controls the plants directly. Her stand has to go into it for that."
"Yeah, I noticed that a minute ago." Josh said.
"But she had to take her stand out of the trees when there were no more leaves on them. So I'm guessing that if the plant her stand is in can't be used..."
The stand Demeter flew out of the grass with lava on it's right wing, Maria screaming in pain. "It'll have to get out of it."
"And that includes if the plant is harmed." Tyler said. "Dionysus!" He wrapped the stand Demeter in noodles to hold it in place. "Josh, finish it!"
"Got it Tyler." Josh summoned Hephaestus, who punched the stand Demeter repeatedly, which in turn, caused Maria to be punched repeatedly.
"Now get the fuck outta here!" Tyler shouted. He used the noodles wrapping around Demeter to hurl the stand all the way to where Maria was. "Better run away not or we'll get even rougher!" Tyler shouted at the top of his lungs from the other end of the lake.
Maria, bleeding and burned, withdrew her stand and limped away as fast as she could. Josh slapped Tyler on the head. "Tyler you idiot!"
"We could have questioned her! Had us know why she attacked us!"
"Oh yeah." Tyler said.
Josh sighed. "Whatever. Let's just..." Josh was interrupted by the appearances of Master Hand and Crazy Hand.
"Congrats on your first stand battle victory you guys!" Crazy Hand told them.
"But you two almost died. You still have ways to go." Master Hand said.
"Where do we go now?" Tyler asked.
"Well you didn't kill that girl, so you haven't lowered your assassins." Master Hand said. "Also, we had to do a bunch of memory wiping because of the people who found out about the girl controlling the grass."
"Boooring!" Crazy Hand complained. "Imagine the panic it would cause if people rememebered!"
"Exactly. Anyway, good job you two! We'll just teleport you to another are with a stand user. This time, try to kill the stand user."
"Can you slow down for a few sec-!" Josh was interrupted by Master Hand and Crazy Hand teleporting them.
"Going to leave out who the stand user is?" Crazy Hand asked.
"If we told them, it would spoil the surprise." Master Hand said.
"I'm rubbing off on you." Crazy Hand said. The hands went back to their own dimension.